Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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