turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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