The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
The struggles of a small town man whore
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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