no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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