she woke up with a sticky ear
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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