Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
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