I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
Randomize
