he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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