so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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