super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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