You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
My dick has a subreddit
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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