i don't want you to think of me as your TA
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You may now shotgun with the bride
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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