he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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