You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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