How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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