guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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