You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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