Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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