Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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