How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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