I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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