real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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