This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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