Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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