Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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