yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize