good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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