it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
Randomize
