I'm drive I can fine osifer
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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