I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
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