nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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