where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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