you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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