just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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