Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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