Say something about gay babies.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Damn victory sex feels great
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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