do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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