forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i think my mom watched the whole time
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
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