How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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