2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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