I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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