Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i came on her dog
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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