hotel room ftw
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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