I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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