never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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