i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
Randomize
