i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Quick, to the slutcave!
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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