I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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