your room smells of hookers.
And success
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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