The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
did you get engaged???
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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