you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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