Nicole vs. Life
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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