Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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