I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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