So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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