Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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