Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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