I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Success! We fucked roommates!
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