you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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