I just pynch a tree in the face
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize